i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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