Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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