Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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