No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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