An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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