I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
i believe in u and ur pee
Randomize