hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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