Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
