At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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