we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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