My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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