yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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