We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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