I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He shit in the fireplace
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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