idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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