Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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