i don't plan on having that self control this summer
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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