spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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