yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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