he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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