just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
someone get that fucking seahorse.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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