STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I intend to get homeless drunk
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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