we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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