summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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