Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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