I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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