If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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