it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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