Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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