I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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