I wanna bring you to show and tell
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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