Fuck appropriateness.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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