I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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