OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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