I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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