The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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