Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
