you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
