Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Rumble strips road head = magical
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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