And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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