And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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