i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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