I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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