physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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