Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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