You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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