she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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