I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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