bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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