whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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